Parenting Humor

“That moment as a parent when you realize that your child has left the room and you have just been watching Sesame Street for the last 15 minutes”  Amy

The quickest way for a parent to get a child’s attention is to sit down and look comfortable – Lane

Silence is golden unless you have kids, then silence is just suspicious – Allen

Dance like only your kid is watching, cook like no one will scream they hate it and sneeze like you won’t pee your pants – Shrie

Early parenthood is just an experiment to see how long a human can survive on so little sleep – Josh

It’s not what you do for your children but what you have taught them to do for themselves, that will make them successful human beings – Ann Landers

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Doctor inspecting newborn